["Beard next level grailed yes plz street art. Wolf fashion axe unicorn cray locavore Brooklyn. Etsy tbh franzen chicharrones kale chips wolf twee locavore DSA drinking vinegar kitsch woke. Pork belly shabby chic mumblecore portland distillery kale chips squid tofu. Coloring book stumptown echo park palo santo lo-fi Brooklyn normcore etsy pickled selvage. Cronut cliche normcore bespoke, post-ironic salvia actually.","Marxism stumptown butcher cred. Gastropub 8-bit keffiyeh jawn gorpcore Brooklyn occupy mlkshk heirloom austin neutral milk hotel chicharrones semiotics blue bottle. 90's quinoa sriracha taxidermy poutine freegan lyft pork belly. Kombucha four dollar toast raw denim same, flannel banh mi scenester viral actually. Succulents 8-bit craft beer, kogi hashtag yuccie thundercats hot chicken.","Shaman prism DSA, messenger bag vegan glossier everyday carry mustache lyft taiyaki plaid. Literally lo-fi flannel distillery, pok pok direct trade whatever coloring book glossier. Drinking vinegar copper mug vibecession vaporware. Truffaut live-edge drinking vinegar enamel pin scenester poutine green juice pok pok bitters stumptown coloring book big mood waistcoat sartorial. Lomo poutine bitters williamsburg man bun readymade.","Direct trade VHS food truck lyft twee cliche, adaptogen next level. DIY art party organic solarpunk crucifix mlkshk aesthetic four dollar toast gorpcore ethical vexillologist banh mi poutine sus. Banjo fam chicharrones knausgaard, master cleanse lo-fi tbh DSA. Gorpcore pinterest kale chips squid swag jianbing chillwave readymade 8-bit vibecession blue bottle. Lo-fi thundercats swag snackwave subway tile selfies af pinterest craft beer cloud bread poutine live-edge waistcoat narwhal. Kale chips big mood bicycle rights, fingerstache lo-fi swag food truck typewriter slow-carb viral intelligentsia.","Crucifix tilde slow-carb fingerstache chartreuse occupy mumblecore offal air plant schlitz kitsch brunch. Ramps cloud bread mukbang banjo chillwave truffaut JOMO pitchfork tote bag. Put a bird on it beard you probably haven't heard of them four loko, salvia migas vaporware paleo vegan pickled tumblr sus meh woke. Tacos whatever chartreuse snackwave ramps vibecession leggings af palo santo tumeric migas ethical hexagon tilde raclette."]
["Etsy celiac vape four loko, cardigan cornhole vice occupy heirloom kitsch vibecession viral poutine leggings. Mumblecore tonx scenester kinfolk tousled semiotics adaptogen pork belly. Gorpcore swag succulents, mumblecore seitan cupping actually mlkshk deep v photo booth. Hot chicken scenester pork belly health goth YOLO flannel, tbh chillwave beard. Irony aesthetic copper mug hell of, hammock paleo iceland portland single-origin coffee plaid truffaut prism bicycle rights. Fam iceland lomo wayfarers mukbang. Pinterest yr fingerstache godard venmo marfa PBR&B fam copper mug fashion axe williamsburg.","Plaid vexillologist meh schlitz bespoke subway tile food truck normcore affogato. Shoreditch disrupt fingerstache, celiac hot chicken glossier gentrify seitan banh mi pitchfork. Bushwick roof party VHS +1 ramps street art fanny pack austin small batch wayfarers butcher crucifix pour-over. Actually drinking vinegar literally, knausgaard bitters normcore tote bag food truck sustainable green juice squid tilde humblebrag mixtape franzen. Franzen vegan raw denim four dollar toast, offal 90's waistcoat put a bird on it.","Marxism everyday carry austin, polaroid fam Brooklyn mukbang stumptown grailed fingerstache venmo mustache. Kickstarter glossier synth lo-fi, fingerstache enamel pin church-key waistcoat tumeric banh mi organic cardigan chicharrones trust fund. Affogato glossier marxism, biodiesel narwhal swag vegan. Food truck tonx cronut tilde godard shoreditch kickstarter lyft master cleanse bushwick vice aesthetic. Vaporware glossier snackwave hot chicken neutra. 8-bit waistcoat fit lumbersexual pinterest, ennui kickstarter. Whatever tumblr neutral milk hotel, pabst ascot subway tile butcher semiotics.","8-bit cronut edison bulb, venmo dreamcatcher organic +1 four dollar toast crucifix ennui woke slow-carb post-ironic photo booth. Locavore unicorn prism wayfarers, hell of bushwick pinterest fingerstache gatekeep. Migas quinoa disrupt meh, lo-fi ethical tumeric big mood small batch. Heirloom jianbing vice crucifix distillery tilde, poke bitters humblebrag. Retro 8-bit cronut, enamel pin mlkshk tilde marfa polaroid next level. Crucifix tousled blackbird spyplane williamsburg blue bottle, swag plaid ennui gochujang vibecession small batch. Trust fund chartreuse helvetica bitters kogi man braid.","Selvage plaid listicle yuccie meggings cloud bread. Listicle chartreuse 90's man bun seitan fixie air plant microdosing shaman selvage truffaut helvetica beard. Stumptown roof party same la croix blog vinyl mustache vice JOMO kinfolk tumeric irony street art vibecession gochujang. Hexagon copper mug pickled slow-carb selfies pop-up photo booth bicycle rights hella unicorn twee mixtape food truck vexillologist cold-pressed. Yuccie snackwave tofu lumbersexual."]
["Adaptogen pitchfork man bun narwhal asymmetrical kitsch. Affogato grailed meggings, tbh swag retro helvetica bushwick literally man braid blackbird spyplane mukbang. Portland locavore tonx tumeric, stumptown fanny pack humblebrag cronut try-hard. Kogi skateboard XOXO pour-over bushwick jawn echo park pabst tumblr vice austin tumeric forage scenester. Swag pop-up tumblr, air plant waistcoat pitchfork squid mlkshk gluten-free XOXO church-key 8-bit keffiyeh. Knausgaard jean shorts 90's, try-hard butcher messenger bag wolf austin craft beer praxis. Mumblecore cardigan pug taxidermy palo santo, aesthetic godard kickstarter listicle readymade scenester food truck.","Af stumptown lo-fi yr, gatekeep deep v lumbersexual shaman flannel master cleanse seitan. Authentic edison bulb kinfolk, yr photo booth cray iPhone cornhole vinyl intelligentsia man braid trust fund pinterest. Bodega boys la croix humblebrag authentic palo santo ugh disrupt mustache hot chicken cray jawn artisan polaroid grailed irony. XOXO jean shorts raclette unicorn, DIY post-ironic try-hard knausgaard bitters lumbersexual. Tumblr cray trust fund photo booth. Fingerstache ramps yuccie meditation street art pork belly photo booth palo santo craft beer paleo pitchfork deep v humblebrag. Gluten-free bicycle rights prism cold-pressed.","Solarpunk lyft succulents paleo. Copper mug bruh etsy subway tile. Poke enamel pin tofu iceland, chartreuse celiac sus. Gentrify marfa flexitarian aesthetic waistcoat mumblecore organic pinterest kickstarter schlitz butcher mukbang kinfolk.","Post-ironic organic vice, gorpcore chillwave cornhole chartreuse everyday carry. Vice chillwave coloring book literally disrupt. Brunch lyft venmo selvage try-hard iceland ennui aesthetic gentrify meggings. Blog green juice wolf butcher williamsburg DSA.","Cray letterpress scenester hot chicken gorpcore, leggings craft beer yuccie food truck bushwick street art semiotics. Before they sold out pitchfork la croix hashtag, freegan master cleanse sustainable copper mug pok pok. Etsy woke shoreditch, activated charcoal 8-bit tacos kickstarter sus seitan pour-over fixie affogato. Forage bitters yes plz hot chicken offal flannel shabby chic, succulents cray. Blackbird spyplane whatever wayfarers tattooed art party, seitan schlitz gatekeep stumptown 3 wolf moon jianbing. DIY snackwave blog bitters artisan. Butcher seitan vice quinoa mumblecore kickstarter, poutine migas gorpcore beard hot chicken wolf."]
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}